This report posted by the emergency
personnel attending the proud new owner of a Froggy H12:
She arrived well and with dignity.
The owner, after putting the guitar in tune and playing the entirety
of some song about a woman named Alice and her Diner or Restaurant,
or some such archaic tune, went into a deep state of catatonic bliss.† As
he was being wheeled out of his home (clutching the aforesaid instrument
with a vice like grip) he was heard to mutter through a grin of epic
proportions, words to the effect of ..."a sonic bulls eye, superb,
gorgeous, rich, resonant, incredible...", you get the drift.
His prognosis is good. I must tell you however, the staff here at
the Home For The Musically Wayward is somewhat concerned regarding
whether the gentleman will break from playing the above referenced
instrument long enough to eat and sleep during what appears at the
outset to be a very long road to recovery.
P. K. Strum, EMT. |